Charter of the San Francisco Chapter of the Bavarian Illuminati MC

If we could just get everyone to close their eyes and visualize world peace for an hour, imagine how serene and quiet it would be until the looting started.

Miscellaneous Position Statements, By-Laws and Reference Materials of the

BAVARIAN ILLUMINATI MOTRCYCLE CLUB AND CONSPIRACY (INT'L):

NETWORK INFILTRATION ReVISION 10/90

1. Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law - Love is the law, love under will!

"An' it harm none, do as you will!"

2. We believe in Everything, Nothing is Sacred!

We believe in Nothing, Everything is Sacred!

3. 'Tis an Ill Wind that Blows no Minds!

4. Nothing is true! Everything is permissible!

I. The Illuminati MC is a Collective of Free Individuals, and claims no affiliation with any national, regional or political bodies or organizations, nor do we acknowledge any authority other than the Higher Self!

II. All members of the Illuminati MC are also, independently, Club Presidents. This is based on the premise that No Communication Is Possible Except Between Equals! Each President is completely autonomous, free to induct other members and develop their Chapters in whatever direction they dictate thru their Imagination and Will!

III. The Nature of this Club is Anarchistic, Egalitarian, and Iconoclastic. As such, no member shall be required to prospect prior to full induction. It is recommended that the distinctive Club Colors be issued to new members by the President, Free of Charge. Similar collective means should be invented in the case of Groups. Non-Members may petition to join, but should be made aware that Selection is strictly up to the individual President(s) concerned. (Tricky Business!!)

IV. Each President is Free to reproduce the Club Colors, Letterhead, Whatever - Modify, Create, and distribute them according to their Will. The Colors shall always include the distinctive Eye of Horus within the Triangle, and regardless of geographical location: BAVARIA.

V. An Air of Mystery should be conveyed to non-members, especially with regard to such intangibles as Club Rituals, membership size, etc. Acts of Violence, domination, prejudice, unwarranted aggression or any other Negative Action in the name of the Club, as well as territorialism, terrorism, and Intra/Extra Club rivalry Will Not Be Tolerated, and will be summarily punished by the Law of Threefold Return, thru Karma, instant or Otherwise! Be Warned! The Responsibility for your actions is Yours ALONE! Disgrace Thyself and thy Club NOT, at peril of Dire Consequences!

VI. While many Club Mysteries have Mystical Overtones, it should be reminded that no philosophical or religious affiliation is required, or even desired, for membership, other than the highest ideals of Illumination and the Biker Lifestyle - Freedom, Independence, Self-Determination! Beware the pitfalls of this Lifestyles Dark Side-Balance the Darkness with Light!

Suggested Reading: The Illuminatus! Trilogy, The Illuminati Papers, Cosmic Trigger by Robert Anton Wilson; Liber Null & Psychonaut by Peter Carrol; Exo-Psychology by Timothy Leary PhD; Programming and Meta-Programming in The Human Computer by John Lilly, MD; Mind Games by Masters and Houston; Magick in T&P by Aleister Crowley; Principia Discordia by Malaclypse TY; The Hells Angels by Hunter S. Thomson; Ulysses, Finnegans Wake by James Joyce; Necronomicon by Abdul Alhazred; Chaos by James Gleick; Real Magic by REI Bonewitz; Iron Horses by Norman Spinrad; Runelore, Futhark by Edred Thorsson; The Spear of Destiny by Trevor Ravenscroft; The Satanic Bible, The Satanic Rituals by Anton LaVey